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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this shit on here??


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm
them bones them bones


HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...


TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
FUNNY AS S**T, BUDOG
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)


APPLE - Selling you inferior technology that makes you cool since 1977.


TAGS: icrap
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

BLZ - October 8, 2012, 3:23 am
I just bought a Samsung 5.0 It blows away my Ipod touch. So much faster and easier to use. I'm not a big apple fan


CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...


TAGS: crappy jobs suck elephant poop
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Budog

Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
I'll second that
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 3:09 pm
I'm going to say that it greatly depends on the job. I would rather be doing THAT than working in customer service :-D


CRAP - I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up "Wish I Had Life Alert Now"


TAGS: crap life alert
Rating: 4.23/5

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected], and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


HOLY CRAP! - I have boots just like those!


TAGS: boots creepy holy crap spider bug arachnid
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Atheist_101

Zed - October 24, 2009, 7:01 pm
Camel spider, while arachnids, aren't true spiders, they're closer related to solifugids and scorpions.
LD0ne - October 24, 2009, 1:38 pm
that is one nasty spider... ugh camel spiders i believe they are called
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Sorry, I meant nice motifake! Spelling error in the last comment.
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Oh my goodness what is that? That looks dangerous lol. Nice motifate! =)
Boomer - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
Me too.....


GORE - THE BEST THERAPY OF ALL -


TAGS: anime gore half pwnt blood girl holy crap
Rating: 2.79/5
Pwnedabitch - October 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
yes very wrong
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:11 pm
is it bad if i smile at this?


GOOD MORNING - Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the Devil says " Oh crap, She's up! "


TAGS: oh crap shes up devil
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Budog

KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:21 pm
born ready


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




MEN CRY - It's likened as to when one craps their pants - both are held in as long as possible. But once it starts it won't stop until finished. And nobody wants to be in the room with either.


TAGS: men cry crap your pants
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

nicholsjoshua15 - September 28, 2017, 9:38 pm
When men cry it'd for a reason, when women cry it's because their nail broke or because they didn't get the job of General Manager after two weeks of working at the office.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 28, 2017, 9:38 pm
When men cry it'd for a reason, when women cry it's because their nail broke or because they didn't get the job of General Manager after two weeks of working at the office.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 24, 2013, 3:49 pm
Lol! Exactly! It can't be done.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:29 pm
It’s like trying to cut off a pee stream after six beers.
falloutghoul - March 22, 2013, 8:10 pm
And those that stay in the room are either true friends, or completely oblivious.


ANIME COULD BE BAD FOR YOUR DAUGHTER -




LAST RESORT - when all else fails


TAGS: crap bar last resort
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by prosti82

BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:36 pm
I lol'd...nice!


ANOTHER... - Satisfied Vista User !!




WELL... - There's one question answered




GENETIC ENGINEERING - Good For You If You Sell Toilet Paper


TAGS: mutant crap double butt genetic
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by panic8

CharlesJames - October 17, 2010, 6:50 pm
The THREE-ASSED monkey!!
panic8 - October 17, 2010, 3:02 pm
I'm German, I don't know your exact Hays Code here (naughtyfake approves nearly everything)... did it say "1girl2butts"?
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 2:42 pm
Well, we've managed to turn nsfw into not funny for motifake.
ICEMAN - October 17, 2010, 2:30 pm
I tried using that pic some months ago but was deemed NSFW. Probably wouldn't have scored any better than this one anyway.
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 2:22 pm
They Have Some Damn Weird Fetishes..
panic8 - October 17, 2010, 2:18 pm
used or new? don't laugh, that's the next big fetish in japan!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:31 pm

ummmm.....has culos seen this yet. he'll be placing a order i think.


OH CRAP! - That was beyond the scope of authorized work, wasn't it?




CONFUSION -


TAGS: crap posts suck the life out of everyone
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

panic8 - October 29, 2010, 6:00 am
Sometimes confusion is useful, it keeps people thinking, distraction is another story.
Neener - October 29, 2010, 1:38 am
I like this and the tags.


WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE? - You do know what happens to the guy in the red shirt right?


TAGS: crap
Rating: 4.23/5

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THINKING OH CRAP OUT LOUD - There are those moments in life when it is blatantly apparent that you are totally screwed


TAGS: thinking oh crap out loud
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - July 1, 2011, 10:30 pm
They fly right over my house inbound to HAFB. They look like they are going so slow that it seems amazing they don't fall out of the sky! They have the most awesome sound...
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:33 am
now I have. this is great. Big C5
Budog - June 29, 2011, 8:36 pm
I'm waiting for Airman to see this LOL
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 8:03 pm
Good one.


RECYCLING - Scrap the Caddy Clyde ...


TAGS: recycling scrap the caddy clyde
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - February 23, 2012, 10:24 am
LOL !!! 8)
tatespa - February 23, 2012, 10:12 am
Right turn Clyde!!!!
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 8:14 am
Ya Rawhide's Too Far Back lol .
Budog - February 23, 2012, 3:21 am
LOL, some of the younger crowd probably won't have a clue about your reference...
Airman - February 22, 2012, 4:09 pm
goddamn ape, eating my oreos
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 3:40 pm
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling !


YOU DIDN'T NEED A PASSPORT - the last time you came to France? Impossible Well Sir, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach There were no Frenchmen to take it


TAGS: mr motifake please scrap the prior with the misspell
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:11 pm
Well, time has changed, old man ! thx anyway


MORE THAN THREE SHAKES - Is considered playing with it. That only counts once you're done peeing.


TAGS: oops i crapped my pants
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by justinb

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 18, 2010, 12:29 pm
Dickies is a fairly common brand, and that guy in front is obviously "special" you should be able to relate.
zorrko - October 18, 2010, 12:25 pm
lol the guys shirt says dickies ...and wat the does that guy think is so damm sexy 2 do that in public?
zorrko - October 18, 2010, 12:25 pm
lol the guys shirt says dickies ...and wat the does that guy think is so damm sexy 2 do that in public?


JOBS - SO WE WONT HAVE TO DO THIS FOR BEER MONEY




PAWS - HOLY CRAP! We're screwed.




I bet.. -




EDUCATION -


TAGS: 500 crappy posters later
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:05 am
Heh heh... they never do.


DROP THE DUECE - "We're not even going talk about the land mines my cat set in your yard, are we?"


TAGS: dogs sign crap funny cats
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

Oiler - January 25, 2013, 12:57 pm
LOL...we have a sign that says "This yard reserved for constipated dogs"...but I like this one too.


JABA THE POO - The symbol of liberal ideology since 1952


TAGS: liberal poo crap nasty hippie leftist
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Neal Bridges

Derek - August 19, 2009, 1:07 am
Witty
hopper - August 22, 2008, 6:34 pm
Yup, liberals are pretty crappy.
Jimmy - May 27, 2008, 2:47 pm
is that a picture of Teddy Kennedy's brain?
Neal - April 29, 2008, 10:13 am
It doesn't matter how cute they try to make it... in the end it is pure shit!
Boomer - April 29, 2008, 9:12 am
Yeah liberals can suck a wet one


Coffee -


TAGS: coffee coffee coffee gimme dat coffee and none of that frou frou crap
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Oldsod - November 16, 2014, 7:49 pm
...and thi5 goes into the Classroom File...God bless whomever boiled that first bean...
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:22 pm
I take mine with 2 cigarettes and just a drop of cream. Come on over...the pot's a brewing and the lighter is in my hand.
spacedog - November 16, 2014, 11:26 am
Amen to that Silver.
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:22 am
Cup of coffee and a cigarette . . . calms me right down! Better than a valium salt lick! Lol!
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 10:12 am
It's near the top of my wet & warm list
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:32 am
Sadly, the placebo effect only.


EXISTENCE FOR WHAT? -




WUSSIFICATION -


TAGS: its preachy by dammit they pulled this crap on me too wait here ill go get my bowling trophy
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:51 am
Glenn Beck, recently: "When we refuse to allow our children to receive a trophy for participation, we are on the road to restoring the meaning of merit in our Republic." Crap ... I'm now a douche. Gonna have to get some of them magic underwears.


WOW! - That's a crap post!




CHUPACABRA - CONFIRMATION OF INFAMOUS "GOAT SUCKER". WTF ITS PART BUTTERFLY!?




North By Northwest -


TAGS: storyline acting movies alfred hitchcock cgi michael bay directs crap and transformers was an asswipe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm
BAM! 5L


UGGS -




HONESTY -


TAGS: crap motifakes need help this is what it is like at home
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

forseti - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
hawa(mleh), yes. ;)
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
are you referring to the hammy roast poster? paint actually helped out for once
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:12 pm
love it! but the hawa-version is at least as funny as this one! ;)
Neener - October 18, 2010, 3:51 pm
LOL


THE AMAZING -


TAGS: fapalini step right up and win some crap
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

andyrofl - February 1, 2012, 10:41 pm
Wrong. 7 * 2 = 14 14 + 5 = 19 19 * 50 = 950 950 + 1759 = 2709 2709 - 1994 = 715 I'm 17.
forseti - October 28, 2010, 4:37 pm
You were pretty lonely in your youth, right?!?
msouth - October 28, 2010, 4:12 pm
(2x+5) * 50 100x + 250 250+1760 = 2010, the current year 100x does not affect the last two digits, (unless you allow fractional x's). So, it's 2010 (plus some number of hundreds) minus the year of your birth...= your age (plus some number of hundreds.)
EvilWillRule - October 28, 2010, 9:54 am
ROFL, after this year it'll be wrong. You'll have to add 1 to the 1759 and 1760.
itsambergirl18 - October 26, 2010, 3:46 pm
omagawd 2012 when my bro took it. He picked a random number (I think)though.
Airman - October 26, 2010, 3:27 pm
it was right-on for me too. Math major Zealot?
forseti - October 26, 2010, 3:34 am
Two digits without fapping but Fapalini is still right. Amazing! 5 fingers
Neener - October 25, 2010, 9:02 pm
You actually count each time?
DLM4 - October 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
damn, right on the money.
Zealot - October 25, 2010, 8:02 pm
about a 250%+ error


FOREPLAY - If you're enjoying my rampage through your hills...just wait until I go downtown!


TAGS: november challenge wait whats under that skyscraper there
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - November 24, 2009, 10:15 pm
Can barely tell that King Kong had been there earlier. 5L!


GENERAL STORES - Never let you buy anything specific


TAGS: crappy zing attempt dec2 dremagnum
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

Fatt Matt - December 2, 2009, 11:45 am
hehehehe +5
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 11:19 pm
like mine better Derek
Derek - December 1, 2009, 11:07 pm
Privates, sergeants etc shop elsewhere...
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
Knocked it out of the park!!! 5L
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:58 pm
Those bastards


F U C K IT! -




50-50 CHANCE - You crap in your pants before you reach the toilet.


TAGS: crapper
Rating: 3.06/5

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ICEMAN - January 18, 2010, 8:24 pm
100% chance you use the tub before the toilet.


DR. PEPPER -




GOOD MARKETING - It makes even crap sellable


TAGS: marketing crap plushies
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

Hypercat-Z - July 20, 2009, 8:04 pm
http://www.peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp
einseiji - July 7, 2009, 4:10 pm
My my where the hell did you find this lovely.... Product.


ANIME VELMA - Anime girls in glasses are SEXY!




INVESTMENTS -




BIRDS -




JOURNEYS -


TAGS: step by step skyscraper
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Peso - May 23, 2011, 7:47 am
Man, this picture makes the palms of my hands tingle. 5Ls


CRAP! - you guys are going to have to jump in the toilet later...




AFTERTASTE -


TAGS: crap licker lower standards poster
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 2:10 pm
unleash the beast 5L
5150monkeylove - December 25, 2010, 12:15 am
I wonder if the camera has a Vibrate function?
5150monkeylove - December 25, 2010, 12:12 am
Thanks, Space! are you allowed to vote yet?
5150monkeylove - December 25, 2010, 12:09 am
I don't know how much longer i will be on, so if my better half and I miss you, merry whatever!
spacedog - December 25, 2010, 12:09 am
Well done 5150.
Claire - December 25, 2010, 12:00 am
Hehe (May get on later, I'm on Skype).
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:47 pm
I am NOT an Iron! -Peter Griffin (I'm on vent)
Claire - December 24, 2010, 11:45 pm
Ha! Ironically, I may go shooting when I get to my other grandparents' house in Mississippi.
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:42 pm
oh, I forgot to say lol! please don't kill me
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:40 pm
All psyched for gifts? Or do Texans just go out a-shootin, and grill the nfirst thing they hit?
Claire - December 24, 2010, 11:36 pm
Haha. Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah and all that.
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:36 pm
I could of gone with the traditional 2 girl 1 cup tryouts joke, But i wanted to unleash some feelings
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:35 pm
Oh, and happy whatever-it-is!
Claire - December 24, 2010, 11:34 pm
Hehehe... I just read it. :) A very fitting picture as well.
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:33 pm
I think only a few of us will get this poster. I am prepared to be bombed on this one
Claire - December 24, 2010, 11:31 pm
o hai
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:31 pm
Hi Claire!


INGENIOUS -


TAGS: coffee tastes like crap
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 2:07 am
I got to get my Dad this for father's day.
R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 10:35 am
I want one! 5 "it's a bit nutty"s!


FEELING BLUE -


TAGS: crappy demot
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Klara

Cubbybear - May 9, 2010, 9:29 pm
I like this 5/5
Feasibly - May 9, 2010, 7:52 pm
Hang tuff girl-friend...if it were easy no one would do it.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:14 pm
We've all been there. Chin-up, girl... nobody hops from the pram into a full sprint.


THIS IS MY BOSS - It seems I'm being tasked with an action item.


TAGS: work boss action item crap
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - January 21, 2010, 11:45 am
Thank you sir. Yeah, my boss comes back to strafe survivors as well...
pieman - January 21, 2010, 10:47 am
Love it. My boss usually circles back. 5 dive bomb stains on your shirt


S H I T -


TAGS: culos shit crap poop dirt
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by culos

agdaniele - March 17, 2011, 11:12 pm
Sure it's not the on-ramp for the ol' hershey highway? 5L


THE TELEPOD CAFE - "Would you like some digestive enzymes with that?"


TAGS: brundlefly crappy waiter
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by azpete42

jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:20 pm
"After the Flood" Leftover Restaurant


JURIES - I wonder who's gonna be on Erik's ??




IRONWORKING - not for the faint of heart


TAGS: ironworking skyscraper working
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by blackoakboy

GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 9:52 am
103490, last week


YOUR TESTICLES - Apparently Lisa has them firmly in her grasp.


TAGS: man crap lisa list
Rating: 2.94/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 9:49 am
She killed my scorpion!!!
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 5:58 am
Alas, they didn't have storage lockers back when I got married *facepalm*...so I just stayed married and acquired new shit
Preacher Man - September 3, 2009, 12:15 am
Whoa. Just...whoa. The sex better be phenomenally, mind-alteringly, bed-breakingly good for a guy to put up with this shit.


DIVORCE PARTY -




RACETRACK - I think you're on the wrong one.


TAGS: oh shit holy crap bike car screwed
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Lincoln

phydeaux - January 26, 2010, 12:20 am
Zombie car is HUNRY!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 7:55 pm

Zombie Car, what ya gonna do when he comes for you?


THE HAPPENING - more like the crappening


TAGS: anto crap
Rating: 2.7/5

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Jerica - December 26, 2008, 4:29 pm
yo...don't hate on Mark Whalberg movies this one was awesome!


A CRAP - Who gives it?




TONY STARK! - HE MADE THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!


TAGS: tony stark box of scraps iron man
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by Nickolas

Garroth - August 22, 2013, 3:55 am
And that shirt would be completely reversed irl. All the text would be backwards and unreadable without a mirror.
lalalalqlallalla - November 1, 2008, 1:47 am
tony stark hes in your photo shop


WHAT MAN - Wouldn't want a monkey to fling crap around and pull his hair while he's trying to get the first sleep in three days?


TAGS: monkey crap fun yelling pulling hair man
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:05 pm
Akyoyo do you understand the concept of humor? Make a joke, not conversation! Or at least have a point!


WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME - Personified in one picture




OFFICE FURNITURE - If your office furniture is a bunch of crap, come to the poop shop!




TACO BELL - Selling toilet crayons since 1962




CRAPPY PHOTO SHOPPE - Sometimes the art of others just makes you cringe.


TAGS: crap job of photoshop of a crappy photo shop o
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by RAWR

Stan - December 24, 2009, 2:16 pm
this would have been far better if there was a play on words using "shutter"


CRAP - CRAP!


TAGS: crap
Rating: 1.55/5

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GoogleIt - May 13, 2008, 11:45 pm
LOBSTER: Sticks to magnet.


RAPE - Madonna sings about it, and makes good money doing it too.




CRAPPY PATTY -




Hang in there -


TAGS: lions voting sarcasm parody crap
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:17 pm
It would appear dawg dear, you're catching 'em and not sharing...tee hee, of course 5 more from me.


Managers -




AREA 51 -


TAGS: area 51 sewer crap stink
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2013, 4:51 pm
Maybe they want us to think it because it's in our best interests to think it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 4:19 pm
Alright, gimme my oxygen tank; I'm going back down! :-D
Cannabal - December 24, 2013, 3:24 pm
BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!


moose tracks -


TAGS: moose tracks ice cream mouse crap
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 7, 2013, 4:54 am
Exactly! Exactly! Why am I the only who thinks this?!? There's people who'll believe the moon landing is fake, but moose crap in your ice cream? Oh, no! I see this flavor, and all I think of is the opening of Northern Exposure. Not good.
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:26 pm
Moosepoop on a stick anyone?


Steven Spielberg's -




APPROVAL QUEUE - The Only Thing To See More Crap On A Daily Basis




Going with the flow -


TAGS: corporate ladder crap chute waterslide
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:13 pm
I 5L hate the ones that plug up the chute!
Airman - March 29, 2014, 12:33 pm
as only a dog would know


YOUR BASEMENT POSTERS - take a look back now and then you'll learn something


TAGS: everyone has crap posters
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! We all need them, we all have them, and we're all driven to drink by them... which is pretty much where they came from.
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:02 pm
Excellent. I love looking at the padding in the basement and running into when im a bit to drunk. 5L


THE WEEKEND TIMMY -




EXCLUSIVE -


TAGS: modern music crap for brains
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2014, 4:57 am
And true that, about the stuff that does get mass marketed.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2014, 4:31 am
I'll look it up.
Silverheart - April 6, 2014, 7:05 am

Your low opinion of "today's music" leads me to believe that you're not looking hard enough. There's great music being made these days (for example - Devin Townsend Project), but it is the inferior stuff gets mass marketed. /rant
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2014, 5:07 am
The generation previous to ours said the same thing about the music we love


Where bear -


TAGS: polar bear dump crap
Rating: 4.67/5

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fgd051943 - November 4, 2013, 2:50 pm
I'll let you go take a look and check and let me know. Or not.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 4, 2013, 1:56 pm
He's gotta be careful, from the look of it he's staining to much and that leads to hemorrhoids.


8998 -


TAGS: tribute crap moped ride me
Rating: 4.57/5

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autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 11:59 pm
Deep, very deep poster lol
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 10:44 pm
so long as you see the deeper meaning.
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 10:41 pm
So stupid, it's hilarious!


LION ON THE PROWL -


TAGS: lion danger crap privacy
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:54 pm
Just goes to prove that 1 lion is a lurker! 5L!


Exasperation -




You can learn a lot from a dummy -


TAGS: crappy laptop speak from experience
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 2:17 pm
Probably is bad luck. The first laptop I bought, the screen blew out after three days of purchase. Perhaps I'm producing too much static electricity. This never happened on my home planet...
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:42 pm
Must be bad luck. I have mine for 5 years now. The speakers aren't working any more, but its still ok
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:39 pm
If it works for you, and you have the money to replace it ever year or two, that great. I, however, spent everything I saved up for this darn thing, and it keeled over a couple days AFTER the warrantee expired. For me, it just the principle.
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
Haha well I only have a laptop so yeah :P
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2013, 9:13 pm
I know, I should've listened to the wife, but no. I had to be Mr. know-it-all.
Krickit - May 28, 2013, 8:24 pm
I've never understood having a laptop as a home personal computer. Have a friend who has a computer desk with a laptop sitting at it...WHY


BRAINSTORMS -


TAGS: brainstorm insta post crap vote
Rating: 4.2/5

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Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 10:19 am

aggy's got it bang on. great pic...flog the crap out of the title caption until it actually makes YOU laugh.
- September 18, 2010, 4:06 am
And then there is our friend Mooooooooooooo. An expert on udder butter, canola oil, 30 wt, hot wax treatments & liposuction (self applied). He offers classes for a nominal fee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2010, 3:48 am
*to
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2010, 3:47 am
You can also learn a lot from ICEMAN....like where the best restaurant dumpsters are and how yo build shelter from cardboard boxes.
ICEMAN - September 18, 2010, 3:37 am
You can learn from Face. Most of the time we have no idea what he is talking aboot. ;)
Claire - September 18, 2010, 3:36 am
I don't think this is too latent.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 3:34 am
another chunk of advice regarding posters is to stray away from the posters that talk about inside jokes here on motifake or anything that happens on here because alot of the guests or noobies have no idea what you are talking about.
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 2:32 am
Harbor it... that'll make the great ones.
5150monkeylove - September 18, 2010, 2:30 am
anyways, it felt good to let it out, without going all Timmy on everyone
5150monkeylove - September 18, 2010, 1:42 am
so who's to blame?
5150monkeylove - September 18, 2010, 1:41 am
kingofpain would be a great profile name.
Claire - September 18, 2010, 1:32 am
BE the pain.
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 1:29 am
Work the pain. Use the pain. Harbor the pain... create with the pain.


obscenities -


TAGS: disrespectful children crappy modern parents
Rating: 4.2/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2013, 3:19 pm
From 500BC: But when the face of Sextus was seen among the foes, A yell that rent the firmament from all the town arose. On the house-tops was no woman but spat toward him and hissed, No child but screamed out curses, and shook its little first.


FORTITUDE -




HOLY CRAP - Oh 'scusey Cardinals. That Wing Of the Vatican is SO closed!




MY RACK - It is not the greatest one in the world, but I can call this one my own.


TAGS: ribbon bar aka rack to the mods please allow this crappy one to pass
Rating: 3.95/5

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FacelessSailor - April 8, 2010, 5:43 pm
Hasbunmb...your rack is only nicer because the Army likes to decorate their soldiers chest with as many colors of the rainbow as possible...
Bob D. Sailor - February 25, 2010, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys, so far a Chad hasn't got ahold of it yet.
Hasbunmb - February 25, 2010, 1:11 pm
Meh.... mine's nicer =o)
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:14 am
nice rack, mind if I examine them closer? 5L


MOTIFAKE MODERATORS - You wouldn't believe how poor their working conditions are.


TAGS: motifake moderators keeping the crap off our screens
Rating: 3.93/5

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boeweizer - February 23, 2010, 4:02 am
it in the secret panel behind the ups
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2010, 8:10 am
They keep the full ones open, upside down and in the bowl, Where they belong.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:58 pm
That's for the empties.
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 7:55 pm
Check the tank.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:54 pm
Where's my Guinness fridge?!?!?


GROWING OLD -


TAGS: i dont give a crap
Rating: 3.89/5

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[email protected] - March 18, 2010, 11:43 pm
If i can't post hyped up on AMP energy drinx and vodka, I don't want 2 live 2B a 100, I don't live to see the end ofthe week, I don't want to live another hour.
Cubbybear - March 18, 2010, 10:33 pm
Guess which group is happier?
Bob D. Sailor - March 18, 2010, 10:22 pm
5L for I am in the 2nd group.


X-RAY VISION -


TAGS: bartimaeus laments crappy super power
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:42 pm
Thanks, Sean. Them's the breaks, I guess.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 4:05 pm
This is clever. And under-rated.


QUALITY OVER QUANTITY - Keep Slinging The Crap Eventually The Mods Will Approve It Lock N' Load


TAGS: quality crap submit
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 6:43 pm
Good direction... I'm just concerned that the noobs will take this as advice.
rerun - July 25, 2010, 6:06 pm

nice effort. great message
Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 5:51 pm
Funny...almost there.I like it


BAR FIGHTS - You get to watch all hell breaking loose. The best part, it's free.


TAGS: bar fights idiots beat crap
Rating: 3.67/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:44 pm
LOL! An oil painting of a bar fight? Hey you, keep that chair steady. Chuck your face is changing color again.


CRAPO - Here lies Crapo The WORST clown ever!


TAGS: here lies crapo
Rating: 3.56/5

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ALZHEIMERS - When your parents get their revenge for all the times they had to change your diapers.




Bizarre -


TAGS: tom cruise movies hollywood crap 2013
Rating: 3.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 4:22 pm
Just for everybody's information, I'm NOT a scientologist . . . or a die hard Cruise fan.


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